Monday, November 19, 2007

Foolproof Thanksgiving Recipes

Hey Holly: in case you're doing the cooking during your upcoming holiday...
Gracie Allen's Recipe for Roast Beef:

Ingredients:
1 large beef roast
1 small beef roast

Instructions
First, take the two roasts and put them in the oven.

When the little one burns, the big one is done.

I don't see why this principle would not work equally for turkey.

A suggestion, though: try to avoid this situation:


(for a full "what not to do", check out Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean).

Happy Turkey Day in advance...

kb

1 comment:

Holly Bee said...

I think I could even work out that recipe.

For our turkey, I have ordered it from a smoke house. Yes, a new Ogre Fam tradition in the works...