Newfoundland Rocks! I had no Idea

Dear Kristina!

Thank you so much for the good information! I had no idea that you poor Canadians went through the same mess and the info about Newfoundland.

I am sort of a slouch when it comes to, oh, you know, geography, and such. Like when I told the Ogre I wanted to move to Montreal. I went on, and on about all the cool features of the city. Ok, it was during a blizzard, and I was really impressed with the whole underground city thing!

You brilliant Canadians! Oh, your public transit and how you deal with the Great White North!!


The Ogre, being the Ogre, had to break my heart and say "You know they speak French there, right?"

I speak flawless French! I mean, I speak flawless Spanish! Ok, I speak flawless English. Uh, I speak American English in such a manner that I sound like I live in Canada!!! Can I please, please be Canadian?

Time Change?

Dear Kristina,

I have a question. Do you in the Great White North go through the mind numbing confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time? Sure, I could totally google this question, but I thought it would be nice to get a Canadian point of view on this whole thing.

Because like wanting to give you Alaska, I have some thoughts about these sorts of things. These thoughts may not always make sense, but really, does having this much sunlight this early in the year make sense? My pagan sensibilities say no.

So here is my proposal, just set the whole clocks forward a half hour, split the difference and call it good. The whole bleeding whole already thinks were a bunch of morons, so what harm is another half hour going to do?

Really. I think it could work.