Sadly, It's Not Me...

Dearest Friend in the North,

Nope, Max Brooks is Mel Brooks' son and I am just Holly Bee. Although we both are privy to the truth about zombies and that does make us fighters on the same team.

I have to keep a close eye on my Pigs though...they may have the virus. Will keep you posted.

As for candy, you really hit the mother load. Oh, and I think Daniel Craig has a private email address because of his ultimate loveliness.

are you really called Max Brooks, by any chance?

Hi Holly:

I made a lunchtime sojourn to Pages bookshop today. Saw this there - have you been holding out on me, woman?! Are you a famous published author and not sharing that info with me?!?!

What am I blatting on about, you ask? This, of course:



The book even has a cool website.

It has to be your work... !!

Anyway, I didn't buy it because I want a complimentary signed copy. I did, however, buy this for $2:



Right up our alley, eh? But buying a book about Murcan candy made me crave some of the good old fashioned Canajan variety.

Imagine my delight when I saw this NEW type of candy at the counter:

Caramilk Deluxe comes neatly packaged and it contains four small pieces. Each piece is filled with a blend of caramel and dark chocolate, all wrapped in the signature Cadbury milk chocolate.

Swoon.
Hey - check out this old ad for Caramilk, by the way. Should I send to Daniel Craig



and tell him it's me?!

fame and fortune are soon to be ours!

Holly:

FABULOUS ideas!!!

I'd totally go for the MDK book concept, but wackier and less homey, of course. How about something along these lines:



Check out the inside of the book!

If you don't know who Amy Sedaris is, you'll get a sense by reading this interview. Very, very wacky. Almost as nuts as us (except that she's only half greek and I'm 100% greek which would account for the difference on my end at least!)

Then we can get a TV show, then Daniel Craig can be the regular guest star. I certainly wouldn't mind prancing around in front of him like this:



I mean, he thinks he's tough...


... but I'm sure we could convince him to be the souschef/yarnwinder/boy Friday. How do you think he'd look in an apron?

Oh Holly Holly Holly - do you see what you've started!!!! You are evil. The world will never be the same again once they are introduced to... the 49th Dimension!!!