no Daniel?!?!?!?

Such bad, bad news, Holly. The Ogre is worthy of his name.

Shall resend link immediately I get to work (it's not on my home computer in order to avoid similar recriminations from Shrek JJ. Did I tell you that JJ's voice sounds like Shrek's? Coincidence? I think not... it must be one of those weird 49th dimension things. We are both married/shacked to Ogres.)

If he finds it again, BLAME CANADA!!! I'm sure you're familiar with the South Park ditty, but just in case not...

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

Sorry for the hardship. Will try to rectify immediately.

Stay strong... we DC lusters shall prevail!!!

why didn't I think of that?!?!?!?!

Holly: we need an agent sooner rather than later.

(Wrong agent? Just trying to get your dirty little mind off more current Bonds. I'm a bit of a hypocrite though, because this ruse is not quite working for me...

STOP THINKING ABOUT DANIEL CRAIG, KRISTINA!!

That's better. Besides, as you know I am rather partial to older Scottish blokes:

OK - I can focus now. What was I saying? Oh yes ...).

We desperately need an agent. Look what I saw on the way to work this morning...

We have missed out on yet another golden opportunity! Check out the blurb:

I could have written that book. And you could have written the American companion volume "Why Krispy Kremes just don't cut it: Tim Rules!

So... let's get going on it. It's winter, it's cold and we can spend lots of quality time scheming and writing...

Ahem, not to mention daydreaming.




You are truly, truly wicked. I don't think that JJ will let me watch Casino Royale tonight given that I've already made him see it three times in the past two weeks!

Any zombie problems lately?

Ta-ta,

Kristina

Pure Genius! We need an Agent!

Dear Kristina!

We need an agent, STAT! Better call in 007...

Somehow between the olives, the vodka, the blue eyes and the giddy planning of Daniel Craig as permanent Friday Man Slave yarn winder, this info passed into the martini/brain barrier...

blah,blah, DANIEL CRAIG, blah, blah, movie, BOND, blah, 2008.

fame and fortune are soon to be ours!

Holly:

FABULOUS ideas!!!

I'd totally go for the MDK book concept, but wackier and less homey, of course. How about something along these lines:



Check out the inside of the book!

If you don't know who Amy Sedaris is, you'll get a sense by reading this interview. Very, very wacky. Almost as nuts as us (except that she's only half greek and I'm 100% greek which would account for the difference on my end at least!)

Then we can get a TV show, then Daniel Craig can be the regular guest star. I certainly wouldn't mind prancing around in front of him like this:



I mean, he thinks he's tough...


... but I'm sure we could convince him to be the souschef/yarnwinder/boy Friday. How do you think he'd look in an apron?

Oh Holly Holly Holly - do you see what you've started!!!! You are evil. The world will never be the same again once they are introduced to... the 49th Dimension!!!

Oooh! Excellent Idea!

Totally rock this idea!

Let's either

Have a 49th Dimension Knitting book-like the Mason Dixon chicks
or
Have a Zombie Prom Date Knitters Book turned into a Movie

Either way....

Daniel Craig will star!!!!

stop putting up photos of Daniel Craig, woman!!!

Holly!

It's hard enough being a knitting obsessed blogger and trying to concentrate on work (especially since most of my work is done on the computer). Then you haveto go and put up distracting photos of James Bond! Man alive.

Do you not realise I almost did not leave the house this morning because I was watching Casino Royale for the 50th time?!?!

Sheesh.


Oh - since you've forced us onto this topic, I thought you might enjoy the following video clip for drool potential and/or laughs. I saw this on TV in London at Christmas time. It is a skit featuring Catherine Tate, a popular british comedian, and DC.

Hey - I never clued in that my new favourite movie star and my favourite beverage share the same initials. This must mean something.


Is it meant to be? He has the same colour eyes as JJ as well... just my type! And British to boot.

Now, back to your post.

So, you liked the Malabrigo OK...
I preferred this one but there wasn't enough of it for the Secret of the Stole thing (of course, I had to buy it anyway): Handmaiden Lace Silk!

I now have 7 kilometres of Handmaiden products. Shameless, I know. I'm wondering if there is a Yarn Miles card out there somewhere? hmm.

Excellent that you have a duck family as well! Love it! We'll have to introduce them all sometime.

Sorry to hear about your toxic waste. I won't take any of it, thanks. I got rid of all mine last week when cleaning the apartment. Glad to hear you have a girl crash on the waste lady - I guess you'll never have a girl crush on me because I don't watch CFL. But don't I look handsome? I know, I know... not as good as this guy:

Sigh. (fanning myself) Back to the grind now.

Cheers, and enjoy the waste-free day!

Kristina